1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:00,400 POLICE CAR BELL CLANGING 4 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:17,960 MACHINE-GUN FIRE 5 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,480 GUNSHOTS 6 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:43,240 How many of them, Inspector? Four at least, Superintendent. 7 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:44,880 Including Trigger O'Flynn. 8 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:47,280 Right. Give me the loudhailer, will you? 9 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:55,240 All right, O'Flynn. 10 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:57,960 I'll give you just 15 seconds to come out. 11 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:02,320 Now, you know me. 12 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:04,920 One. 13 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,400 Two. 14 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,360 It's Pitkin himself. What do we do, Trigger? 15 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:11,760 Four. 16 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:15,000 I'll handle this one personal. 17 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,200 Six. 18 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:20,520 Seven. Eight. 19 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:23,000 Nine. 20 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:27,720 11. 21 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,640 12. 22 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:32,120 13. 23 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:33,800 14. 24 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,840 You're being silly, O'Flynn. 25 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,840 This is it. 26 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:45,400 15. All right, O'Flynn, I'm coming to get you. 27 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:47,000 Take a gun, sir. 28 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,040 MACHINE-GUN FIRE 29 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:01,600 Trigger O'Flynn! 30 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,040 Trigger O'Flynn! 31 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,120 Come out, wherever you are. 32 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,840 I'm coming up for you. 33 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:18,720 Try this side, Inspector! 34 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,680 Over here, Commissioner. 35 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:40,440 All right, O'Flynn, the game's up. 36 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:42,360 Now, drop that. 37 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,120 Come any nearer, I'll kill you. 38 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:47,040 Kill me? LAUGHS 39 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,160 I am Pitkin of the Yard. 40 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:51,040 Not for long, you're not. 41 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,160 Start saying your prayers. 42 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:08,360 Oh, Mr Pitkin. 43 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:10,560 Wake up, Mr Pitkin. Wake up! 44 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:14,080 What is it? Wake up, Mr Pitkin. 45 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:19,920 Your morning tea, Mr Pitkin. 46 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,720 Oh, thank you, Mrs Stammers. 47 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:28,640 Nasty dream you had. I used to have them once. 48 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:34,120 I suppose Pitkin will be off early to Scotland Yard to solve this lot. 49 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:36,560 No need to be sarcastic, Mr Bassett. 50 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:39,800 You try solving some crimes instead of sitting about all day. 51 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:42,320 Do you know who done this Soho job, then? 52 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:45,520 I am not at liberty to disclose police business to strangers, 53 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:46,960 Mr Bassett. 54 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:49,360 Huh! Don't let your tea get cold, dear. 55 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:55,200 Don't worry, Dad. You'll be proud of me. 56 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,960 I shall be head of Scotland Yard yet! 57 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:56,800 Got the cigarettes, darling? In my handbag. 58 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:25,280 I shall have to ask you to come along a-me. 59 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:27,400 What's the idea? 60 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,040 Now, I must warn you that anything you say 61 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:32,120 will be taken down and used in evidence against you. 62 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,320 Get this damn thing off me. What are you talking about? 63 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:36,760 I saw you put your hand in that lady's handbag. 64 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:38,800 That happens to be my wife's handbag. 65 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:40,080 Pardon? 66 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:43,000 This lady is my wife, and that's her handbag. 67 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,520 Oh. Sorry. 68 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:47,400 I mean, well, I didn't know. Unlock it. Get it off. 69 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:49,840 Erm... can't. Why not? 70 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:52,560 I haven't got the keys. You haven't...! 71 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:56,160 Any case, I've got to get off here. I'm not getting off here. 72 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:59,520 You'll have to. I mustn't be late at the Yard. Come on! 73 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:04,120 Mind the doors! 74 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:12,040 I know, darling. 75 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:16,080 The train's going now. The train's...going...! 76 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:19,240 It's moving! Me hand! 77 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:28,640 The wall! The wall! Aargh! The wall! 78 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:35,560 Well, Elsie, do something! Well, I... 79 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:39,920 Yes, go on. 80 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:45,800 Go on, Elsie, harder! 81 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:51,920 Oh, hurry up, Elsie. 82 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:55,000 No, don't do that! Quicker! 83 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,560 No, don't do that. 84 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:58,120 That's all that's holding me! 85 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,640 A file's no good. 86 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,760 You want a hacksaw for that. 87 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:08,480 Hacksaw! 88 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,280 Ow! 89 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:23,240 Come on. 90 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,160 Oh! A station! A station! 91 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:45,600 Oh. Oh... 92 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,920 I mustn't be late at the Yard. 93 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,160 Morning, Sergeant. Morning. 94 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:09,640 Good morning, Mr Bollington. Morning. 95 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:13,920 Pitkin, I'd like you to take over the Flying Squad today. 96 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:16,520 Very well, sir. 97 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:32,800 Pitkin! 98 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,240 Yes, Mr Bollington? 99 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:37,080 The Flying Squad like their cars spotless. 100 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:41,480 Yes, Mr Bollington. And, Pitkin... 101 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,200 Yes, Mr Bollington? 102 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:47,120 Make sure the wireless aerials are thoroughly clean. 103 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,560 Yes, Mr Bollington. 104 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:50,080 Oh, Mr Bollington! 105 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:54,160 Oh, I've got one 'ere! They've got to have clean aerials, 106 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:59,040 so... so they don't get any dirty messages! Ain't they! 107 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,720 HE LAUGHS What about that? 108 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,200 Pitkin! 109 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,600 Yes, Mr Bollington? 110 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,080 We don't want any humorous quips either. 111 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:12,280 Yes, Mr Bollington. Well, get on with it, then. 112 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,000 Oh, Boll... ington! 113 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,960 Do you seriously mean 114 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,640 that you can take no action about this appalling list of crimes? 115 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,600 the fact is, sir, they all point to one man, 116 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,560 but we can't actually pin anything on him. 117 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:37,280 There are one or two pieces missing from the jigsaw, sir. 118 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,920 PHONE RINGS 119 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,480 Yes? 120 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,720 Oh, yes, of course. It's for you, sir. 121 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,800 Not now, I'm in conference. It's the Home Secretary, sir. 122 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:51,040 Commissioner speaking. 'I'm tired of this nonsense!' 123 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,400 Yes, sir. RANTING CONTINUES 124 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,160 Yes, sir. Quite so. 125 00:12:57,520 --> 00:13:01,200 There are still one or two pieces missing from the jigsaw. 126 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,760 RANTING CONTINUES We'll do everything we can. 127 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,800 The Home Secretary is now getting impatient. 128 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:12,280 We can't make an arrest until we've got sufficient evidence, sir. 129 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,840 This man you mentioned. Chief Superintendent, who is he? 130 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:17,440 He's a ladies' hairdresser, sir. 131 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:20,680 That's right, sir. We think he's using his salon as a cover. 132 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,560 His name is Giulio Napolitani. 133 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:23,960 Sounds Italian. 134 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,440 Yes, sir. 135 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,320 Have you got somebody watching his establishment? Yes, sir. 136 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:33,480 Sergeant Wilkins should be making contact with him any moment now. 137 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,320 Yes, madam? My name is Wilkins. 138 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:50,760 I have an appointment. 139 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,120 Lucinda Wilkins? Yes. 140 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:55,280 Come this way, madam. 141 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,800 Would you mind waiting here a moment, madam? No, not at all. 142 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,800 WHIRRING 143 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,720 Will you come this way, please? 144 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,400 You seem awfully busy. 145 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,040 I do hope I shall get Signor Giulio's personal attention. 146 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,120 Don't worry, madam, 147 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:02,040 Signor Giulio can deal with as many as six heads at a time. 148 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,480 So I see. 149 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,320 Lisa! 150 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:17,240 What is this sort of person doing in my salon? 151 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,200 I cannot make her beautiful. 152 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,920 Madonna! Ma cosa posso fare io? 153 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,120 Ah! 154 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,880 Lady Hinchingford! 155 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:38,760 Giulio, darling, could I have a teeny weeny little fringe? 156 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:42,720 What do you want a fringe for? You have the lovely face. 157 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:45,240 Fringes are for the ladies with the longer face, 158 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,280 not the sweet face like this one. 159 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:52,320 Some faces, like this one, should have the fringe down here! 160 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,880 Don't worry. Oberon prepare. 161 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,120 Giulio, he create. 162 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,800 What I do with this? 163 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,520 You may proceed as you think fit, Guilio. 164 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,880 For you, I create a sweep here, a sweep there, bellissimo! 165 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:33,600 Siete la pi brutta donna che ho mai visto in vita mia. 166 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:36,040 Ah, now, naughty, naughty! Translation, please. 167 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,800 Sorry. 168 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,640 It mean you are beautiful. 169 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,320 Oh, flatterer. 170 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,760 Oh, you don't believe me? 171 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,720 Look for yourself! 172 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,920 Well, I do see what you mean. 173 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:54,720 Perhaps beautiful isn't quite the right word. 174 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:58,840 Perhaps not. But Giulio, he is a genius. 175 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,320 Oberon prepare. 176 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,360 Giulio, he create! 177 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:06,920 I have only one pair of hands, Giulio. Shut your mouth. 178 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:39,880 Let's get down to business. 179 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,600 Well, George, what-a we find? 180 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,800 This one sounds the best bet. Number five. 181 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:56,200 Number five? The Countess of Dewsbury? Yeah. 182 00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,760 'What are you wearing to Rigoletto tonight?' 183 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:04,800 'Absolutely everything, my dear. Tiara, pendant, diamonds, the lot. 184 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,800 'Charles is taking them out of the safe deposit this afternoon.' 185 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,880 This could be what we've been waiting for. 186 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:15,560 Tell the boys, this afternoon. 187 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,360 Where is the girl? In the office. 188 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:23,120 Hm... OK. 189 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,000 Not-a bad. Not-a bad. 190 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,280 She's pretty good, huh? Her father sent this with her. 191 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,320 You read it. 192 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,000 Vattene! 193 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,840 'Carissimo Giulio, this is my daughter Rosanna. 194 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,320 'The union of our two families 195 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,960 will bring to an end much unnecessary bloodshed, 196 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:08,480 and cement agreement that you will operate unmolested in London, 197 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:12,080 'leaving my organisation to operate without interference in Sicily.' 198 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,200 It's signed Enrico Guardia. 199 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,560 She's a good bargain. Better than I think. 200 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,440 I very happy. 201 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,840 Vattene, ti dico! 202 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:29,080 You don't like-a me... but your father, he say you must marry me. 203 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,160 Marry you? 204 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,840 Piuttosto mi ammazzerei. 205 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:36,240 Sei un porco! Un cane. 206 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:39,480 Una bestia feroce che certo finir in galera. 207 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:42,520 I'd rather die! That can be arranged, too. 208 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,960 If you want, boss. No, no, no, no, no. 209 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:50,040 Sono l'uomo d'onore! Giulio stick to this bargain. 210 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,440 It's good for business. Take her upstairs. 211 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,160 Mama, she tell her what a nice boy her Giulio is. 212 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,280 Piccolo verme! 213 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,000 Don't worry, Giulio. 214 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,480 She really loves you. 215 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,360 That's right. 216 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,200 She really loves me. 217 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,640 Oi! Sorry. 218 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:55,920 Uh-uh! 219 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,400 Isn't my car ready, Pitkin? 220 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,920 It won't be long, sir. I wanted it for lunch. 221 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:43,040 Erm... it wouldn't half give you indigestion, sir! 222 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,800 HE LAUGHS 223 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:50,760 Try turning on the water. 224 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,880 Oh... cor... 225 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:57,000 No, no, no! Come back. 226 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,680 Turn it on at the nozzle. 227 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,680 Whoops! Agh! 228 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:12,040 Now, don't start larking about. 229 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,320 You're asking for it, ain't you? 230 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,480 You little... No, no! 231 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,840 I'll never get your car done, Mr Ackroyd. 232 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,560 LAUGHS 233 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,240 Where are you? Here! 234 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,920 Agh! HE LAUGHS 235 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,400 Are you going to give in? 236 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,200 You'll get yourself soaked. 237 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:49,400 You'll get soaking wet. 238 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,880 LAUGHS 239 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,560 Oh! Agh! 240 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,200 LAUGHS, MIMICS LAUGHTER 241 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,640 SPUTTERS 242 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:11,520 Good heavens, sir! What's happened? 243 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,120 That lunatic! 244 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:31,520 Get out. Get out of here! Get out! 245 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,920 You've got my leather. 246 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:43,080 CLATTERING, GLASS SMASHES 247 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,600 You're fired! Hey! 248 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,920 Now what have I done? 249 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:06,040 One... two chamois leathers, 250 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:09,240 one pail... one spoke brush. 251 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:14,160 One cap, peaked, car park attendant, for the use of. 252 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,920 All correct. 253 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,680 And now, Pitkin, get out. 254 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,760 Pitkin! 255 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,080 Mr Bollington, I'd like to ask your permission 256 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,160 to have another shot at joining the police force. 257 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:44,600 Not here, you won't. 258 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,440 If you'll put in a word for me... 259 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,640 Pitkin, if you were six feet tall, weighed 20 stone 260 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,640 and were weightlifting champion of the world, 261 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,680 I still wouldn't put in a good word for you. 262 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,800 You're not cut out to be a policeman. 263 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,800 You haven't got it here and you haven't got it here. 264 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,440 I'm letting my dad down. Do you see? Get out. 265 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,440 Yeah. 266 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:14,720 You know, Mr Bollington, you haven't got it here either. 267 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:18,880 You can rest assured, Mr Bollington, 268 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:20,600 one of these days I shall be a policeman. 269 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,440 Just like my dad was. 270 00:27:57,120 --> 00:28:00,360 I'd, erm, like to join the police, please, sir. 271 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,520 Name? Erm... Pitkin. 272 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,080 Haven't I seen your face somewhere before? 273 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:19,320 No, sorry. 274 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,680 Well, you're a fine, tall specimen. 275 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:24,800 Wait here a moment. I'll see if I can get you a medical check. 276 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,280 All... all right. 277 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,960 WHIMPERS 278 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,120 You're lucky. The doctor was just going. 279 00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,120 This way. 280 00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,520 Well, close the door. 281 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,000 Good gracious! 282 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:08,600 Well, come on, over here. 283 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,320 Good Lord! 284 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,840 HE CHUCKLES 285 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,400 It's been a shocking old day again, hasn't it? 286 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,480 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 287 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:22,840 Now, then... 288 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:25,920 Seven foot one! 289 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,600 Hey, wait a minute, that's my fault. 290 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,240 You've still got your hat on. Now... 291 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:36,920 Ooh, damn it. Any damage? 292 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,280 No, it's all right. 293 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,680 Six foot eleven. Yeah. 294 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,520 Come on, over here. 295 00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,560 Now, read that chart. 296 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,240 Z. Yeah. 297 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,280 B. Clearly. 298 00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,800 R. Say that again. 299 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,480 R. Aaargh! 300 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,520 That saves time later. Go on, next line. 301 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,080 D, O, H. 302 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,200 P, J, W, E, 303 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:23,240 W, H, N... 304 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,040 Hello. Hello. 305 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:28,080 Er, D... W, Z, T... 306 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,040 Never mind that for a minute. What? 307 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:31,800 God! 308 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,080 What? 309 00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,560 You've got a very good ear. Oh. Have I? 310 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,880 Yeah. Are you fond of music? Of course. I love music. 311 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:42,000 Then I might be able to put you into the police choir. 312 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,040 Ooh! What? 313 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,600 I'm the choirmaster. EXCITED STUTTERING 314 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:52,520 Now, don't go away. Now, then. Wait a minute. 315 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:53,880 There we are. 316 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:57,400 Now, see if you can read that. I think I can. 317 00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,800 Q, R, Z... 318 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:02,960 B flat? A natural? 319 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,480 L, B... 320 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,400 SINGS: C sharp. 321 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,120 BOTH SING: G, B, C sharp... 322 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,400 C sharp. 323 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,680 And a D. D. 324 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:19,080 La-la-la dee-dee 325 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,920 La-la-la la-la-la-la 326 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,280 327 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,720 Pum-pum dicky-dicky um-pum... 328 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,080 329 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,480 330 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,560 331 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:38,000 332 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,880 How do you like that tune? Oh, pretty, pretty, pretty! 333 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,840 It's a little thing I knocked off myself. 334 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:51,000 Yeah? I thought I'd heard it somewhere before. 335 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:55,520 Come over here. 336 00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,080 Weight! 337 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,800 Come on, then. Weight. 338 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,720 What is your... weight? 339 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,960 Oh... CHUCKLES 340 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,440 Nine stone 12 pounds dead. 341 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,160 How much alive? 342 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,160 Oh, yeah. How's that? 343 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:22,880 Come over here. 344 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,840 Now, take your jacket off, roll your sleeve up and sit down there, 345 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,520 there's a good lad. 346 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,040 Nine stone 12... dead. 347 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,920 Hold that under there, there's a good chap. 348 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,480 There we are. We'll soon get you fixed up. 349 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:46,880 There. 350 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,960 I don't like the look of that. 351 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,120 It'll have to come off. What? Me arm? 352 00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,640 No, no, no, no. This. AIR HISSES 353 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,040 The next thing is to test your reflexes. 354 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,160 That's the next item on the agenda, lad. 355 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,960 Now, then. Hold that up there like that. There we are. 356 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,480 Feel that? 357 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,120 Your elbow! Oh! 358 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,000 Take it away. 359 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,600 Ow! Gotcha! 360 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:29,920 Cross your legs. 361 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:34,720 Gotcha! 362 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,400 Relax. 363 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,600 Come here. 364 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,080 Me? 365 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:00,200 Come on. 366 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:13,880 Got a bit of a limp, haven't you? 367 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,440 I'm sorry, son. I shall have to turn down your application. 368 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:19,960 I shall fight it. 369 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,280 I didn't get away with it, Dad. 370 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,360 Why couldn't I be as big as you? 371 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:42,160 Officer! Officer! Excuse me, Officer. 372 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:47,120 I'm an American tourist... and I'm lost. 373 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,160 Could you direct me to Grosvenor Square? 374 00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,480 Erm... Grosvenor Square... 375 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,480 Erm... well, of course. 376 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:56,240 You'll have to get to the high street first. 377 00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:58,320 I'll, erm... 378 00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,560 I'll take you up there myself. 379 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,040 Oh, that's very kind of you, Officer. 380 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,840 Have you been to many interesting places? 381 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:21,280 Oh, indeed I have. Now, let me see. 382 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:26,040 There was Westminster Abbey and Buckingham Palace. 383 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,960 And oh, that bloody Tower! 384 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:32,360 Oh, yeah, very annoying. 385 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,240 SHE LAUGHS 386 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,800 There you are, madam. 387 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,720 Any bus'll do you now. 47, 23... 388 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:46,240 Do you think you could call me a cab? 389 00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:48,040 Or perhaps you're not allowed to, Officer? 390 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,080 WHISTLES 391 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,920 I wasn't speeding, guv. 392 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:04,920 Now, watch it, that's all. 393 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,160 Just watch it. 394 00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:16,200 Grosvenor Square, please. Thank you, Officer. 395 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,640 You London policemen are just wonderful. 396 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,640 Evening News and Standard! All the winners! 397 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,240 Evening News and Standard! 398 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:48,080 Get your evening paper over here. 399 00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:49,400 Evening News and Standard! 400 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,840 All the winners, runners and riders for tomorrow. 401 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,480 Evening News and Standard! Get your evening paper here. 402 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,560 Evening News and Sta... 403 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,400 QUIETLY: Evening News and Standard. 404 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:08,320 QUIETLY: Evening News and Standard. 405 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,920 Yes? Tea, please. 406 00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,640 Sugar, Chick. 407 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,880 Hey, copper! That's my tea you got there. 408 00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,920 LAUGHTER 409 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,320 CAR HORN BLARES 410 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,320 Hey! 411 00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:34,840 Come 'ere. 412 00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:40,720 You're not allowed to play football in the streets. 413 00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:42,320 You know that, don't you? 414 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,800 But there's nowhere else to play. 415 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,520 I can't help that. 416 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,480 You're not allowed to play here. 417 00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:56,480 But can't we just have one game of football, please, sir? 418 00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,440 Not here, you can't. 419 00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:06,440 But we haven't got anywhere else to play, sir. 420 00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:13,480 You'll have to find somewhere. But there isn't nowhere, sir. 421 00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:17,960 Isn't there? No, sir. 422 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,960 Just a couple of kicks, then. ALL CHEER 423 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:30,040 ALL SHOUT 424 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,160 Oi! Oi! Quiet! 425 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,680 Now, break it up, boys. Break it up! 426 00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,360 You've started to make a noise already. 427 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,200 He started it. He kicked off before we was ready. 428 00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,480 Sir, will you be our referee? 429 00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,440 You got the whistle and everything. 430 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,080 All: Yeah! Go on! 431 00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:52,360 All right. Just five minutes each way, then. 432 00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:54,200 ALL CHEER 433 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,000 Go on, get in your places. 434 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,440 BLOWS WHISTLE 435 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,120 BLOWS WHISTLE 436 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,440 BLOWS WHISTLE 437 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:15,680 WHISTLE CONTINUES 438 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:22,720 WHISTLES BLOW 439 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,480 Hey! BLOWS WHISTLE 440 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:43,840 WHISTLE BLOWING 441 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,240 MANY WHISTLES 442 00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:55,760 BLOWS WHISTLE 443 00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,200 MANY WHISTLES 444 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:08,880 I repeat, this information is to all cars. 445 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,640 POLICE BELL CLANGS 446 00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:14,600 MANY WHISTLES 447 00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:37,600 MANY WHISTLES 448 00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:42,280 Not too hard. Argh! 449 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,760 MANY WHISTLES 450 00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:48,600 DISTANT WHISTLES 451 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,880 Oh! 452 00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:10,800 Ooh, there's hundreds. 453 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,480 Aren't you going to play any more? 454 00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,320 Haven't you got me in enough trouble already? 455 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:25,920 MANY WHISTLES 456 00:44:59,720 --> 00:45:01,440 Stop! 457 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:04,000 All: Stop! WHISTLES STOP 458 00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:14,760 BLOWS WHISTLE 459 00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,000 Oi! 460 00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,160 MANY WHISTLES 461 00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,560 WHISTLES STOP 462 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:14,000 Where did he go, sir? 463 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,360 I don't know. 464 00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,280 What does he look like? Don't know, sir. 465 00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:20,160 I don't know, sir. What do you mean you don't know? 466 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,160 You've seen him, haven't you? No, sir. 467 00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,200 Somebody must know what he looks like. 468 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,840 Who gave the alarm? Who blew the whistle? 469 00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:32,280 I thought you blew the whistle. Not me. 470 00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:35,160 Well, who did? Was it you? 471 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:36,840 Oh, no, sir. We were playing cards, sir. 472 00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,840 We were standing by in S Division, sir. 473 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:41,360 Who did? I was on duty at Tottenham, sir. 474 00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,000 ALL MUTTERING 475 00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,640 MUTTERING STOPS 476 00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,080 There he goes, down the alley. 477 00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,600 Quick! Come on! 478 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,360 Oh! 479 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:50,400 Agh! 480 00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:59,880 You mustn't cross on the stairs. It's unlucky. 481 00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:07,600 Come on! 482 00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,040 Spread out! 483 00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:25,920 Are you going to be our referee again? 484 00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:29,200 No, I'm not! 485 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,560 Don't worry, officer, we've got our own whistle. 486 00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,320 Have you? 487 00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:34,960 Oh, don't blow it! Don't! 488 00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:36,880 Argh! BLOWS WHISTLE 489 00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:41,160 That's my dad's. 490 00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:43,960 SINGS LA DONNA E MOBILE 491 00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:03,280 Boss, you want your holster tonight? No, no, no. 492 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,600 Tonight is for the lovings. 493 00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,280 You like this Rosanna, huh? 494 00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:09,280 Oh-ho-ho! Sure thing. 495 00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:12,200 She have the curves in the right places. 496 00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:14,320 I don't think she's too sold on you. 497 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:17,720 Oh, she play hard to get. 498 00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:20,680 She change her mind when I take her in my arms 499 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:23,360 and give her the big kiss and whisper in her ear... 500 00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:30,400 .."Darling, you look so pretty, so very, very pretty." 501 00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:35,160 Everything is fixed for the job tonight? 502 00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,600 Don't worry. You'll have the old girl's jewels in your safe 503 00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:39,480 by nine o'clock tomorrow morning. 504 00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:44,880 Ah, Giulio, mio bambino! Oh, you are handsome tonight! 505 00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:47,920 RIBS CRUNCHING 506 00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:49,280 Oh, mama mia! 507 00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:55,480 I smell pretty good, too, huh? Yeah, like a scent factory. 508 00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:59,640 Shut your mouth. You will-a spoke when you are speaken to. 509 00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:01,480 Now, get out. 510 00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,680 You too, mama mia. 511 00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:05,680 Here are the tickets for the Albert Hall. 512 00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,800 For the opera? No, for the wrestling. 513 00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,680 Is good fun, you like. 514 00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:13,280 BONES CRACKING Mama! 515 00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:16,480 Ciao! 516 00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:26,960 Is good. At last we are together. 517 00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:34,360 Mia carissima Rosanna, quanto sei bella! 518 00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:36,440 HE CHUCKLES 519 00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:39,200 Your eyes are as blue as the Bay of Naples. 520 00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:41,080 Lasciatemi stare. 521 00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:46,480 Your lips sono magnifici! 522 00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:49,320 Vieni, vieni! 523 00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:52,480 Vorrei tornare in Italia. 524 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,680 Oh, you want play? 525 00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:09,800 Rosanna, put your arms around me and enjoy yourself. 526 00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:14,400 It don't hurt. It don't hurt! 527 00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:38,080 Let that be the last time you impersonate a police officer. 528 00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:42,400 Just a minute. Where are you taking that uniform? 529 00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:43,920 Home. 530 00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:47,040 That's Metropolitan Police property. 531 00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:49,440 That's my dad's. 532 00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:56,480 Go on, hop it. 533 00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:57,280 Hey! No, wait. 534 00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:59,880 No, don't do it! Don't do it! 535 00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:09,640 Help! Anybody can swim? Anyone can swim? There's a girl... 536 00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:57,760 HE GRUNTS IN EFFORT 537 00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:21,640 SHE SCREAMS 538 00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:25,040 Ti odio! 539 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:27,520 Perch non mi lasciate tornare in Italia. 540 00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:30,800 Shh! You'll have the police here. I've only just got out. 541 00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:33,520 I will never marry you. Never. 542 00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:36,160 I haven't asked you to, have l? 543 00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:42,000 I am sorry. 544 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,120 I think you are somebody else. 545 00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:47,480 You're foreign, ain't you? 546 00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:51,200 But you are not Giulio? Oh, no, no, I'm Norman. 547 00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:54,040 Erm... Norman Pitkin, that is. 548 00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:55,920 I'm, erm... 549 00:57:57,240 --> 00:58:00,120 ..I'm a policeman. A policeman? 550 00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:01,680 Your uniform, where is she? 551 00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:04,200 Oh, well... you know, 552 00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:06,320 I haven't been... 553 00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:09,200 you might say, not properly accepted, not as yet. 554 00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:11,320 Just a question of time. 555 00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,440 They don't understand. 556 00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:15,800 Erm... what is your name? 557 00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:17,960 Rosanna. 558 00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:21,360 And where do you live? 559 00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:23,960 I have nowhere to live now. 560 00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:27,000 Oh. Well... how would you like to come round 561 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,240 to my place for the night, then? 562 00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:32,240 I just want to get your clothes off. 563 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:35,520 I mean... to get into dry ones. 564 00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:38,120 Coming, then? 565 00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:42,320 Grazie. Grazie... 566 00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:45,440 That's thank you in foreign, ain't it? That's nice. 567 00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:05,760 Morning, Mr Pitkin. I've brought you a nice cup of... 568 00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:10,160 Mr Pitkin! 569 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,520 Mr Pitkin? 570 00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:19,880 You're not Mr Pitkin. 571 00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:22,280 No. No, I am Rosanna. 572 00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:24,320 What are you doing here? 573 00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:27,680 Mr Pitkin, he brought me home with him last night. 574 00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:31,800 Oh, did he? Oh, no. You don't understand. 575 00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:34,640 Mr Pitkin saved my life. 576 00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:37,440 Did he really? 577 00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,800 Oh, yes, he was so brave. Thank you. 578 00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:42,960 He dive into the river. I was drown. 579 00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:44,280 Drowning. 580 00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:46,200 And he rescue me from drown. 581 00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:49,440 Just like Mr Pitkin! Where is he now? 582 00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,720 SPLUTTERS 583 01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:05,840 Sergeant Wilkins to see you, sir. Tell her to come in. 584 01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:20,120 Well, Sergeant Wilkins? 585 01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:24,360 I proceeded to Maison Giulio, where, after a preliminary examination, 586 01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:26,960 he styled and cut my hair in the modern manner. 587 01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:28,840 Yes, yes. Go on. 588 01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:30,480 I observed there were microphones 589 01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:32,600 hidden under all the tables and washbasins. 590 01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:34,800 I then exposed some movie film of the actions 591 01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:37,840 and behaviour of the said suspect, Giulio Napolitani. 592 01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:41,760 I have here some still photographs enlarged from the film. 593 01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:43,520 Thank you. 594 01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:48,200 So, this is Giulio Napolitani. 595 01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:05,960 Well, I'm damned! 596 01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:10,360 Hobson, Belcher, come in here, quickly. 597 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:22,080 Hobson, Belcher, who's that? Giulio Napolitani, sir. 598 01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:24,440 No, no, no! Who does it remind you of? 599 01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:25,960 Who is it like? 600 01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:29,400 Who's the little fool in the car park, washes the cars down? 601 01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:30,720 Pitkin, sir. 602 01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:33,560 We agreed we have to plant someone in Napolitani's place 603 01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:37,160 to get the evidence we need. Right, Hobson? Belcher? 604 01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:39,040 Yes, sir. Well, there's your man! 605 01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:41,680 Take away the moustache, cover the hair and who have you got? 606 01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:45,720 BOTH: Pitkin! 607 01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:49,680 Pitkin? Oh, but sir, that'd be madness. 608 01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:56,120 Forgive me, gentlemen. 609 01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:58,440 I was carried away. 610 01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:06,720 Just for a moment, I thought... 611 01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:13,320 Sergeant, a glass of water, please. 612 01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:15,480 Yes, sir. PHONE RINGS 613 01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:19,960 Yes? Home Secretary, sir. 614 01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:28,520 Yes, sir? FURIOUS RANTING 615 01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:31,320 Yes, sir. 616 01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:36,280 We think we have a plan, sir. 617 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,640 There's no other way. Get Pitkin. 618 01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:54,560 Hello, Inspector. 619 01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:57,320 I hear you're not going to the Yard today. Got the sack? 620 01:02:57,320 --> 01:02:59,480 When you're as important as Mr Pitkin, 621 01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:00,960 you'll be able to take a day off. 622 01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:03,920 Good afternoon. 623 01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:05,800 I would like to talk to Mr Pitkin. 624 01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:07,800 Who shall I say is enquiring? 625 01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:09,640 Superintendent Hobson, Scotland Yard. 626 01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:13,000 Oh, y-yes, he's right here. 627 01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:17,800 Hello, Pitkin. Hello, Super. 628 01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:21,520 I should like a few words with you. 629 01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:23,000 Do you mind? 630 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,520 This is a private police matter. Oh, no, of course not. 631 01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:27,240 Allow me. 632 01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:30,320 Norman. Thank you. 633 01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:39,240 So you see, Pitkin, 634 01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:42,400 although technically you will still be a car park attendant, 635 01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:47,600 in actual fact you will be doing a job of national importance. 636 01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:49,560 But I got the sack. 637 01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:51,840 That's another job! 638 01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:53,360 Now, what's your answer? 639 01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:56,000 Mr Hobson, if I'm to do a police job, I want to be in the police! 640 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,880 That's out of the question! 641 01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:08,360 Now, Pitkin, Sir Ronald Ackroyd has personally authorised me 642 01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:11,520 to offer you a raise of half a crown a week. 643 01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:16,040 Half a crown? 644 01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:19,720 Money isn't everything. 645 01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:22,160 It's either the police or nothing. 646 01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:29,160 So there it is. 647 01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:31,080 Hobson's choice, ain't it? 648 01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:33,280 Or rather, Mr Hobson's choice. 649 01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:35,480 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 650 01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:37,640 You're too small! I'm not. 651 01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:39,880 Yes, you are! Oh. 652 01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:41,280 Well, in that case, 653 01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:43,920 I see no point in discussing the matter any further. 654 01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:46,200 Good afternoon, Superintendent. 655 01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:52,200 Now, wait a minute, Pitkin... Good afternoon, Superintendent. 656 01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:55,600 HE SIGHS 657 01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:59,160 Madam, may I phone Scotland Yard? Oh! Well, of course. 658 01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:03,680 The number is Whitehall 1212. 659 01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:05,080 I'm aware of that, madam. 660 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:35,040 INAUDIBLE 661 01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:59,360 May I use your... Oh. 662 01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:25,640 KNOCK AT DOOR 663 01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:31,560 Do come in. Thank you. 664 01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:42,160 Sir Ronald Ackroyd, Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police, 665 01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:44,080 for Mr Pitkin. 666 01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:49,240 Now, what's all this I hear, Pitkin? 667 01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:51,120 He insists on being a member of the force, sir. 668 01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:53,360 We've explained that it's impossible, sir. 669 01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:55,040 They're right, Pitkin. I'm sorry. 670 01:06:57,960 --> 01:07:01,080 In that case I am not interested in returning to Scotland Yard. 671 01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:04,440 Not unless I'm a proper policeman, like my dad was. 672 01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:08,400 Yes, splendid looking fellow. 673 01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:09,920 Of course. 674 01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:13,600 Taller than you. He was older than me. 675 01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:18,160 I hope you're not annoyed because I sacked you yesterday, Pitkin. 676 01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:22,840 I was a bit, cos you was messing about just as much as I was, 677 01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:25,000 weren't you? Truth? Truth? 678 01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:28,480 All right, Pitkin, perhaps I was. 679 01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:31,360 Now, let's discuss this matter as friends. 680 01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:36,360 Cup of tea? No, thank you. 681 01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:42,000 What's your first name, old chap? Erm... 682 01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:46,600 ..Norman. Well, then, Norman, 683 01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:50,160 isn't it reward enough to bring a desperate criminal to justice? 684 01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:53,440 Oh, now, wait a minute, Ron. Let's be fair. 685 01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:56,840 I am not going to do it, not unless I am in the police. 686 01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:58,640 Not what you might call or commonly refer to 687 01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:00,040 as being really, actually "in". 688 01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:05,600 All right, Pitkin. If you insist. 689 01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:09,520 But the regulations, sir! We'll have to change them. 690 01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:12,720 He's the key to this operation. Now, does that satisfy you, Norman? 691 01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:15,040 What? Being the key, Ron? 692 01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:17,200 Does that satisfy me? 693 01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:19,520 Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron! 694 01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:22,320 Oh, Mr Hobson, now we're all as one, ain't we? 695 01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:25,320 Hey, what's your first name? Cecil. 696 01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:31,120 Bert. Aw, Cec, this is it! 697 01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:35,400 Hang on a minute, I'm just going to pop upstairs and... 698 01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:39,960 Bert Belcher, 699 01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:42,000 you could have had me over then. 700 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:43,320 You...! 701 01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:48,000 Oh, thank heavens we haven't split up! Oh, what a team, eh? 702 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,680 Ron, Cec, Bert, and now Norm! 703 01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:54,120 The four just men. 704 01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:56,160 SHOUTS GLEEFULLY 705 01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:02,600 In case you think I've taken leave of my senses, 706 01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:05,680 Pitkin remains in the force only until the job is done. 707 01:09:06,920 --> 01:09:10,760 In the meantime, we must accept him and train him for special duties. 708 01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:15,440 When you say "we", sir, do you actually mean we? 709 01:09:15,440 --> 01:09:16,760 Yes! 710 01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:19,520 We. 711 01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:23,360 Rosanna? 712 01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:25,480 EXCITED KNOCKING Come in. 713 01:09:25,480 --> 01:09:27,320 Rosanna, it's happened! 714 01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:29,840 It's happened! They've taken me. 715 01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:32,880 I'm going to get sworn in. You have to swear? 716 01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:34,880 Oh... oh, no. 717 01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:37,400 You don't understand, do you? 718 01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:42,120 I am going to be a policeman. 719 01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:47,920 Aren't you pleased? 720 01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:51,320 Si. Si, Norman. Complimenti. 721 01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:53,320 Are you going out, Rosanna? 722 01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:55,800 Si. And I not come back. 723 01:09:57,800 --> 01:09:59,920 Did I do something wrong? 724 01:09:59,920 --> 01:10:02,520 No. No, Norman. 725 01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:05,240 You never do anybody wrong. Only right you do. 726 01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:07,480 But you're too good to me and... 727 01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:09,120 I must go. 728 01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:12,400 But... there must be a reason. 729 01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:18,960 Do you want to go? Oh, no. You have to pay for me here. 730 01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:22,120 Oh. Why, I don't mind. 731 01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:25,880 But I am not your... How you say? Responsibilita. 732 01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:27,680 Is not fair I should stay here longer. 733 01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:30,080 But this is the first time in my life that I've ever... 734 01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:34,680 I like being responsible for you. 735 01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:37,240 You are so sweet. 736 01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:39,480 You make I should want to cry. 737 01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:42,360 Then you will stay? 738 01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:49,920 Si. I stay. 739 01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:56,120 That's settled, then. 740 01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:58,040 You wait till you see me in my uniform! 741 01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:08,800 I just go out now, Mrs Stammers. 742 01:11:22,040 --> 01:11:25,520 We go. Let's pick her up. Presto. 743 01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:33,240 Do you want me? 744 01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:36,040 I have found a smashing uniform. It's got everything. 745 01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:39,040 So kind of you to grace us with your presence, Pitkin. 746 01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:40,720 Yes, we do want you. 747 01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:42,600 There's a film we want you to see. Sit down. 748 01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:47,640 Pictures! 749 01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:49,840 We're not going to see a picture, are we? 750 01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:52,480 Cor! This is the life, ain't it? 751 01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:56,320 And you waited for me before you started the programme. 752 01:11:56,320 --> 01:11:58,800 Oh, now I know I'm one of you. 753 01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:01,720 I won't forget this. I won't forget it. 754 01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:04,200 All right, here we go, then. 755 01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:09,040 Hello, spring's gone on this one. 756 01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:11,680 Pitkin, you're on my hand. 757 01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:37,920 Hobson, we are getting a little pressed for time. 758 01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:41,160 Yes, I think we should start. Good idea. Lights! 759 01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:05,280 Hello? Busted already? 760 01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:06,960 No, Pitkin, not busted. 761 01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:09,320 What? That's not it, is it? That is it. 762 01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:10,640 And that's what you have to copy. 763 01:13:12,480 --> 01:13:13,680 What do you mean? 764 01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:16,640 You saw how the man walked on the screen. Let's see you do that. 765 01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:21,400 Who? Me? What...? 766 01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:26,440 Hear what he's saying? 767 01:13:29,520 --> 01:13:31,240 Did he mean it? Of course. 768 01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:34,560 That is, if you really want to stay in the police. 769 01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:37,560 Oh, yeah, well... 770 01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:39,200 I want to stay. 771 01:13:56,800 --> 01:14:00,000 I can't stand much more of this, Hobson. We've no alternative, sir. 772 01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:04,040 Now, Pitkin. 773 01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:06,920 Can I see a bit more of the picture, Mr Hobson? 774 01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:10,080 I feel I'll be able to master it. Eh? 775 01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:12,720 Roll 'em. Lights! 776 01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:14,840 Lights! 777 01:14:16,480 --> 01:14:18,520 Lights! 778 01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:29,040 Pitkin! Lights! 779 01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:33,840 KNOCK ON DOOR 780 01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:43,200 You put the lights out before I was ready 781 01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:46,000 and I finished up... out there. 782 01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:51,400 Pitkin! 783 01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:53,800 To avoid confusion, perhaps it would be better 784 01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:56,160 if only one of us gave the orders! 785 01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:03,480 Roll. 786 01:15:14,320 --> 01:15:16,360 Lights! 787 01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:32,000 Lights. 788 01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:35,480 Sorry. 789 01:15:35,480 --> 01:15:37,160 HE YELLS 790 01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:39,080 I've had enough of this. 791 01:15:39,080 --> 01:15:42,840 Forget the film, forget the lights. I'll forget all about it. 792 01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:44,680 Now, Pitkin, try. 793 01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:48,960 Try and get this one little thing right. You'll get all I've got. 794 01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:52,240 Watch me carefully. I'll show you. 795 01:15:52,240 --> 01:15:56,120 As you put your foot forward, you let your weight rest onto it, 796 01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:58,800 so that your hip swings outwards. 797 01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:02,360 Then change feet, that is to say turn on the other one, 798 01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:05,160 transferring the weight in exactly the same manner. 799 01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:08,960 Now this you continue to do alternately. 800 01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:13,480 Now, having once mastered the movement of our hips and our feet, 801 01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:17,080 we bring our artistic hands into play, and there we are. 802 01:16:24,160 --> 01:16:26,920 Now you do it. Just one moment, Hobson. 803 01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:29,240 Constable, fetch a couple of books, will you, please? 804 01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:33,120 Very good idea, sir. 805 01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:04,520 No. Hand shoulder high. 806 01:17:14,480 --> 01:17:16,200 Watch your feet. 807 01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:20,440 Whey-hey! Lady Chatterley's... On your head. 808 01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:45,880 No. Imagine it, Pitkin. I will, I will. 809 01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:47,960 Yes, imagine it. Grip myself. 810 01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:50,160 On me head now. On your head. 811 01:17:50,160 --> 01:17:54,080 That's it. That's better. 812 01:17:54,080 --> 01:17:56,760 That's splendid! Now your head! 813 01:17:57,880 --> 01:18:01,120 Keep them moving, not static. And don't forget your hips. 814 01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:02,640 Lovely! 815 01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:06,680 Head, your head! Movement! Oh, sir, he's got it, he's got it! 816 01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:11,640 Any progress? Oh, sir, he's fabulous! 817 01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:17,320 Can I get my uniform now, sir? By all means. 818 01:18:17,320 --> 01:18:19,480 Oh, thank you, sir. 819 01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:23,760 Congratulations, gentlemen. 820 01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:46,440 Rosanna! Rosanna! 821 01:18:48,640 --> 01:18:50,480 She's gone, Mr Pitkin. 822 01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:54,520 She walked out this morning. She hasn't come back. 823 01:18:54,520 --> 01:18:57,600 Didn't she leave any message? No. 824 01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:01,520 You liked her, didn't you, Mr Pitkin? Yes. 825 01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:06,160 Of course, she was... she was too pretty for me. 826 01:19:07,440 --> 01:19:09,560 Never mind, Mr Pitkin. With all your police work, 827 01:19:09,560 --> 01:19:11,280 you'll have plenty to occupy your mind. 828 01:19:25,280 --> 01:19:28,480 Two more robberies last night. They point to the same gang. 829 01:19:28,480 --> 01:19:30,280 The Napolitani mob. Yes, sir. 830 01:19:30,280 --> 01:19:32,160 How's Pitkin's training coming along? 831 01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:34,200 What you might call slowly, sir. 832 01:19:34,200 --> 01:19:35,880 Very slowly. 833 01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:37,760 Well, it can't be helped. 834 01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:41,120 We can't delay any longer. Bring Napolitani in for questioning. 835 01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:47,400 Oh, Miss Wilkins! Ooh! I'm so sorry. 836 01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:50,160 Oh, you're welcome. Please sit down. 837 01:19:56,360 --> 01:19:58,960 Two gentlemen from the police to see you, signor. 838 01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:01,920 La polizia? Grazie. 839 01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:05,080 Are you Giulio Napolitani? 840 01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:09,760 Everyone knows Giulio Napolitani. 841 01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:11,800 Would you mind coming with us to Scotland Yard? 842 01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:15,400 What for you want me? 843 01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:17,520 Nothing to worry about, sir. Just a routine matter. 844 01:20:19,240 --> 01:20:20,720 OK. 845 01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:23,960 Vince, send for my lawyer. 846 01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:31,120 'Oberon prepare, Giulio he create.' 847 01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:34,920 They've brought Napolitani in. 848 01:20:34,920 --> 01:20:37,200 Very nice, eh, Hobson? 849 01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:38,560 It's in-a-the-bag, Ronna! 850 01:20:38,560 --> 01:20:40,120 You know what you have to do, Pitkin? 851 01:20:40,120 --> 01:20:41,440 There mustn't be any slip-up. 852 01:20:41,440 --> 01:20:44,680 Having gained entry to the premises of one Giulio Napolitani, 853 01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:47,520 I must ascertain what use he makes of the microphones 854 01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:51,640 and if he's got any stolen property concealed in the buildings. 855 01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:53,240 Yeah? Quite right, Pitkin. 856 01:20:53,240 --> 01:20:56,120 Don't forget, we can't hold Napolitani for long. 857 01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:59,440 Of course not. You've got exactly 40 minutes. 858 01:20:59,440 --> 01:21:01,360 Ooh! 859 01:21:03,800 --> 01:21:05,680 Well, here we go, then. 860 01:21:07,240 --> 01:21:08,440 Ta. 861 01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:12,840 All right, Ron. Don't let me down. Ta-ta, Cec. 862 01:21:16,720 --> 01:21:19,520 I think it's going to work. Yes, sir. 863 01:21:22,960 --> 01:21:26,880 Oberon, do you realise... I've told you, I'm terribly sorry! 864 01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:30,160 Where's Giulio? I've been like this for hours! 865 01:21:33,160 --> 01:21:36,880 Oh, Giulio, where are you? 866 01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:42,000 You're on your own now, Pitkin. 867 01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:44,960 Remember, you've exactly 30 minutes. All right, then. 868 01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:04,960 ALL ARGUING 869 01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:14,080 Giulio! 870 01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:28,760 Just a minute. Uno momento! Uno momento! 871 01:22:28,760 --> 01:22:30,360 What for you making all of this-a noise? 872 01:22:30,360 --> 01:22:32,640 ALL CLAMOUR 873 01:22:32,640 --> 01:22:34,840 Shut-a up! Silenci! 874 01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:36,840 Silenci-i-i-i-i-i! 875 01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:40,320 Oh, you are so masterful. 876 01:22:41,720 --> 01:22:44,320 You've all got to take-a your-a turn. Comprenez? 877 01:22:44,320 --> 01:22:46,680 I've only got-a the one pair of hands. 878 01:22:46,680 --> 01:22:48,720 Marvellous. 879 01:22:48,720 --> 01:22:50,720 Right, then, who's-a first-a? 880 01:22:50,720 --> 01:22:52,760 All SHOUT 881 01:22:57,720 --> 01:23:00,160 I've been in such a tizz. 882 01:23:00,160 --> 01:23:01,880 Where have you been? 883 01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:10,280 What's happened to sir's style? 884 01:23:23,360 --> 01:23:25,840 Oh, that's more like sir. 885 01:23:25,840 --> 01:23:27,600 Signor! 886 01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:31,480 Mrs Ashby. Signor Giulio, madam. 887 01:23:31,480 --> 01:23:33,160 About time, too. 888 01:23:36,120 --> 01:23:37,800 First-a, the wash. 889 01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:40,280 I've had it washed once. 890 01:23:40,280 --> 01:23:42,320 Your hair-a is-a no good. 891 01:23:43,760 --> 01:23:45,600 It's gone grey. 892 01:23:45,600 --> 01:23:48,680 So would yours have if you'd waited as long as I have. 893 01:23:50,160 --> 01:23:55,200 Er... Oberon, give it a bit of a wash. Giulio... he create. 894 01:24:29,400 --> 01:24:31,160 Signor Giulio? 895 01:24:40,640 --> 01:24:42,080 WHISPERS: Pitkin! 896 01:24:43,280 --> 01:24:45,360 How did you know? It's me. 897 01:24:46,680 --> 01:24:48,680 Pitkin, look! 898 01:24:51,880 --> 01:24:54,440 Oh, it's Sergeant Wilkins! 899 01:24:54,440 --> 01:24:56,400 There's a microphone under the table. 900 01:24:56,400 --> 01:24:58,240 What? There's a mic... 901 01:24:59,720 --> 01:25:01,800 Switch on the dryer, they won't be able to hear us. 902 01:25:01,800 --> 01:25:03,160 The what? Dryer. 903 01:25:15,640 --> 01:25:17,640 I-I-I've found something. What? 904 01:25:20,880 --> 01:25:23,120 I've found something! 905 01:25:23,120 --> 01:25:25,480 There's a microphone hidden underneath the table. 906 01:25:25,480 --> 01:25:27,200 I know. 907 01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:29,280 Do you think anyone heard us? Shh! 908 01:25:29,280 --> 01:25:32,920 Tra-tra-tra-da-da-la-la-la-la. Sing! 909 01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:34,520 La-la sing! 910 01:25:34,520 --> 01:25:37,640 Coming through the rye... 911 01:25:39,440 --> 01:25:41,840 The maestro is in great form today. 912 01:25:41,840 --> 01:25:43,480 We're being watched. Are we? 913 01:25:45,400 --> 01:25:47,200 Do something to my hair. 914 01:25:48,840 --> 01:25:50,880 What shall I do? Anything. 915 01:26:03,400 --> 01:26:05,080 Pitkin! 916 01:26:06,320 --> 01:26:08,720 For heaven's sake, go away. 917 01:26:31,160 --> 01:26:33,800 My new hat! You've ruined it! 918 01:26:33,800 --> 01:26:35,560 How dare you? 919 01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:40,000 SOBBING 920 01:26:49,480 --> 01:26:51,680 What's the matter? 921 01:26:51,680 --> 01:26:53,240 You've made me look so lovely. 922 01:26:55,640 --> 01:26:57,560 But you are lovely. 923 01:26:57,560 --> 01:26:59,880 Yes, I know. 924 01:26:59,880 --> 01:27:01,800 I like all my ladies to look lovely. 925 01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:04,080 But I'm rather special, aren't I? 926 01:27:04,080 --> 01:27:07,160 You've made me feel so happy. 927 01:27:08,920 --> 01:27:11,840 I'm... I'm happy, too. 928 01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:17,400 Oberon! Over here. 929 01:27:23,600 --> 01:27:26,120 Eh? Isn't she lovely? 930 01:27:26,120 --> 01:27:27,840 Have a closer look. 931 01:27:30,800 --> 01:27:32,600 Oberon! 932 01:27:32,600 --> 01:27:34,640 Oh, Giulio! 933 01:27:38,720 --> 01:27:41,120 Excuse me, I can't bear it. 934 01:27:43,560 --> 01:27:45,840 Pitkin, have you discovered anything? 935 01:27:45,840 --> 01:27:47,880 Not yet. HE SOBS 936 01:27:50,720 --> 01:27:52,920 Pitkin, pull yourself together. 937 01:27:52,920 --> 01:27:54,920 Stay with me, I've got to talk to you. 938 01:27:54,920 --> 01:27:56,760 All right, then. No, no, no. 939 01:27:57,840 --> 01:28:00,640 I've got to be doing something. Don't cut off any more of my hair. 940 01:28:00,640 --> 01:28:02,560 Well, come over here. 941 01:28:02,560 --> 01:28:04,680 You've got to do something. 942 01:28:04,680 --> 01:28:06,480 I'll give you a shampoo. I've had a sham... 943 01:28:08,440 --> 01:28:10,560 I didn't mean that! 944 01:28:10,560 --> 01:28:12,200 Have a shave. 945 01:28:19,880 --> 01:28:21,280 Pitkin... 946 01:28:23,160 --> 01:28:24,760 ..you've got to find out... 947 01:28:24,760 --> 01:28:27,320 NASALLY: ..where those microphones lead to. 948 01:28:27,320 --> 01:28:30,440 How do I do that? Trace the wires. 949 01:28:30,440 --> 01:28:32,920 Follow them through to the very end. 950 01:28:34,280 --> 01:28:35,480 Sergeant Wilkins, 951 01:28:35,480 --> 01:28:38,400 I shall trace those wires if it's the last thing I ever do. 952 01:28:50,840 --> 01:28:54,680 Oh, Giulio, put me down, put me down! 953 01:29:37,880 --> 01:29:40,520 Try not to create suspicion. 954 01:29:43,280 --> 01:29:47,120 Is an outrage! I demand you release my client immediately. 955 01:29:47,120 --> 01:29:50,240 I have here the habeus corpus. Now, gentlemen, keep calm. 956 01:29:50,240 --> 01:29:52,400 Why don't we sit down and talk this over quietly? 957 01:29:52,400 --> 01:29:54,240 No sit down! No sit down! 958 01:29:54,240 --> 01:29:55,400 No talk! No talk! 959 01:29:55,400 --> 01:29:56,960 No stay here! No stay here! 960 01:29:56,960 --> 01:29:58,600 Release us. Release us. 961 01:29:58,600 --> 01:30:01,320 Scotland Yard, we will sue! Scotland Yard, we will sue! 962 01:30:01,320 --> 01:30:03,120 Shut-a your mouth. Shut your mouth. 963 01:30:03,120 --> 01:30:04,680 Shut-a YOUR mouth. 964 01:30:04,680 --> 01:30:06,720 BOTH SHOUT IN ITALIAN 965 01:30:19,600 --> 01:30:21,040 Is there anything wrong, Giulio? 966 01:30:21,040 --> 01:30:22,960 Someone's standing on the wire. 967 01:30:30,000 --> 01:30:31,800 We're having trouble with the girl. 968 01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:33,760 Yeah? Uh, the girl? 969 01:30:33,760 --> 01:30:35,760 She's breaking the place up. 970 01:30:35,760 --> 01:30:37,360 You'd better come. 971 01:30:37,360 --> 01:30:39,640 Erm... you lead-a the way-a. 972 01:30:54,360 --> 01:30:57,280 What's the matter? Aren't you coming? 973 01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:13,640 Sergeant Wilkins! 974 01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:18,040 WHIMPERS 975 01:31:31,320 --> 01:31:32,960 Stop, stop! 976 01:31:32,960 --> 01:31:34,840 Va all'inferno! 977 01:31:39,720 --> 01:31:41,280 Rosanna! 978 01:31:41,280 --> 01:31:43,240 Leave me alone. 979 01:31:43,240 --> 01:31:45,880 Odio! Odio! Odio! 980 01:31:47,040 --> 01:31:50,400 Get out of it, all of you. Go on, leave it to Giulio. 981 01:31:55,400 --> 01:31:58,480 No, don't! No! No, no, no, no, no. 982 01:31:58,480 --> 01:32:01,920 It's all right, Rosanna. Look, it's me, Norman. 983 01:32:01,920 --> 01:32:04,560 Norman? What are you do here? 984 01:32:04,560 --> 01:32:07,600 I've come to collect some evidence against Giulio Napolitani. 985 01:32:07,600 --> 01:32:09,880 We haven't got much time. Where's the safe? 986 01:32:09,880 --> 01:32:11,360 No, we are not safe. 987 01:32:13,960 --> 01:32:16,000 You don't understand, do you? 988 01:32:17,200 --> 01:32:18,640 The safe! 989 01:32:21,480 --> 01:32:24,480 I've had to let Napolitani go. He's on his way back to the salon. 990 01:32:24,480 --> 01:32:27,120 This is serious. It's not giving Pitkin time enough. 991 01:32:27,120 --> 01:32:28,760 We'll have to raid the premises. 992 01:32:30,920 --> 01:32:32,480 Here you are, sir. 993 01:32:36,160 --> 01:32:38,320 Thank-a you for-a nothing! 994 01:32:41,000 --> 01:32:44,000 Norman. Norman! Not now. I'm looking for something. 995 01:32:44,000 --> 01:32:47,120 Is this what you are look for? No, I want the safe. 996 01:32:51,200 --> 01:32:53,720 Giulio. Giulio? 997 01:32:55,520 --> 01:32:56,760 You're upstairs. 998 01:32:56,760 --> 01:33:00,560 No, no, I am downstairs. Upstairs is... 999 01:33:00,560 --> 01:33:02,480 All right. 1000 01:33:11,480 --> 01:33:14,440 Presto, presto! Dobbiamo partire. 1001 01:33:14,440 --> 01:33:16,520 This is a job where you've got to hurry up 1002 01:33:16,520 --> 01:33:18,120 and keep calm at the same time. 1003 01:33:18,120 --> 01:33:21,120 I can't understand it. I thought it'd be easy. 1004 01:33:21,120 --> 01:33:23,200 I thought it'd just be click-click-click, 1005 01:33:23,200 --> 01:33:24,800 and then clack-clack. 1006 01:33:24,800 --> 01:33:27,720 And then all of a sudden, open sesame. 1007 01:33:29,240 --> 01:33:32,040 All you have to know is the combinations. I know that. 1008 01:33:32,040 --> 01:33:34,280 How to get the combination, that's the thing, ain't it? 1009 01:33:36,640 --> 01:33:38,000 Ooh! 1010 01:33:39,720 --> 01:33:41,920 Erm... what you gonna have? 1011 01:33:43,120 --> 01:33:45,560 You look like me, but not so handsome. 1012 01:33:45,560 --> 01:33:47,120 Who are you? 1013 01:33:47,120 --> 01:33:50,000 I am Police Constable Pitkin of Scotland Yard, 1014 01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:52,760 and I warn you that anything you say will be taken down 1015 01:33:52,760 --> 01:33:56,040 and used in evidence. Shut-a your mouth. 1016 01:33:57,600 --> 01:34:00,440 I kill you. I smash-a you. 1017 01:34:00,440 --> 01:34:03,000 I slit-a your throat from ear to ear. 1018 01:34:03,000 --> 01:34:06,480 I feel it's only fair to warn you that to slit a policeman's throat 1019 01:34:06,480 --> 01:34:10,040 from ear to ear, definitely illegal. 1020 01:34:10,040 --> 01:34:12,160 Shall I kill him now, boss? 1021 01:34:16,160 --> 01:34:18,200 No, not-a yet. 1022 01:34:19,320 --> 01:34:22,160 OK, the police want-a Giulio, they get-a Giulio. 1023 01:34:22,160 --> 01:34:24,000 But not-a this one. 1024 01:34:24,000 --> 01:34:26,320 All right, kill him, but not here. 1025 01:34:26,320 --> 01:34:29,200 What about the girl? No, no. I'll give in. 1026 01:34:29,200 --> 01:34:32,680 Leave her alone. I'll go. Please. 1027 01:34:32,680 --> 01:34:36,320 No, Norman. Giulio! You can't do this. 1028 01:34:36,320 --> 01:34:39,200 He only do his job. Please don't kill him. 1029 01:34:41,040 --> 01:34:43,400 All right, all right. Vince, Manzini, 1030 01:34:43,400 --> 01:34:46,040 take him for a ride in the country in my car. 1031 01:34:49,320 --> 01:34:52,400 No monkey business. Otherwise Mr Pitkin, bang-bang. 1032 01:34:52,400 --> 01:34:54,680 Bang! 1033 01:35:16,160 --> 01:35:18,040 Giulio Napolitani, you are under arrest. 1034 01:35:19,120 --> 01:35:21,080 No, Ron, you're making a mistake. 1035 01:35:21,080 --> 01:35:22,880 I'm Norman, see? 1036 01:35:22,880 --> 01:35:24,160 You fool! 1037 01:35:26,360 --> 01:35:28,400 Napolitani must still be in the salon. Come on. 1038 01:35:29,600 --> 01:35:32,440 Ron! No, Ron, I couldn't help it. Ron! 1039 01:35:33,600 --> 01:35:36,240 Cover the door. Don't let him in. Yes, sir. 1040 01:35:45,240 --> 01:35:47,560 All right, nobody leave the premises. 1041 01:35:47,560 --> 01:35:49,840 What do you want? You're under arrest. 1042 01:35:49,840 --> 01:35:52,680 Superintendent! Not now, madam. 1043 01:35:59,160 --> 01:36:01,040 Hobson! 1044 01:36:03,320 --> 01:36:06,640 Giulio Napolitani, you are under arrest. 1045 01:36:06,640 --> 01:36:08,280 Oh, Ron! How many more times? 1046 01:36:08,280 --> 01:36:10,320 Look, it's me, Norman. 1047 01:36:10,320 --> 01:36:13,480 I told you to keep out of here. 1048 01:36:13,480 --> 01:36:15,600 Hobson! 1049 01:36:15,600 --> 01:36:17,880 Get this man out... 1050 01:36:17,880 --> 01:36:20,720 Giulio Napolitani, you are under arrest. 1051 01:36:20,720 --> 01:36:23,360 Don't be ridiculous, this is Pitkin. 1052 01:36:23,360 --> 01:36:25,440 You are crazy, you English. 1053 01:36:25,440 --> 01:36:27,040 All you see is this Giulio. 1054 01:36:27,040 --> 01:36:28,920 Constable, look after this young lady. 1055 01:36:28,920 --> 01:36:31,520 This is the real Giulio, not Norman! 1056 01:36:34,120 --> 01:36:35,840 Napolitans. 1057 01:36:39,760 --> 01:36:41,800 Giulio Napoli... 1058 01:36:47,320 --> 01:36:49,720 Pitkin? 1059 01:36:51,920 --> 01:36:54,600 Giulio Napolitani, you are under arrest. 1060 01:36:54,600 --> 01:36:56,880 Pack it up, Cecil! 1061 01:36:58,720 --> 01:37:01,360 Ron, you're wrong, Ron. Wrong again, Ron. 1062 01:37:01,360 --> 01:37:03,360 Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, Ron! 1063 01:37:05,360 --> 01:37:06,880 Giulio Napo... 1064 01:37:07,920 --> 01:37:10,040 Giu... 1065 01:38:01,720 --> 01:38:03,800 Ah! 1066 01:38:07,840 --> 01:38:10,040 Just as I thought. 1067 01:38:10,040 --> 01:38:12,920 Giulio, on behalf of Ron Ackroyd, 1068 01:38:12,920 --> 01:38:16,560 Cecil Hobson... Erm... Bert Belcher 1069 01:38:16,560 --> 01:38:20,840 and indeed, all the lot of us, I hereby place you under arrest. 1070 01:38:35,040 --> 01:38:37,000 Agh! Oh! 1071 01:38:58,600 --> 01:39:00,760 SMASHING 1072 01:39:03,280 --> 01:39:04,720 Now you are in trouble! 1073 01:39:04,720 --> 01:39:07,040 Damaging one of Her Majesty's police constable's hats - 1074 01:39:07,040 --> 01:39:08,400 and it's not mine either. 1075 01:39:15,360 --> 01:39:17,240 Oh, Ron will be pleased. 1076 01:39:17,240 --> 01:39:19,480 We've got the whole place surrounded, 1077 01:39:19,480 --> 01:39:21,800 so Napolitani must still be somewhere in the building. 1078 01:39:21,800 --> 01:39:23,840 I know that, Belcher, but where? 1079 01:39:25,800 --> 01:39:28,800 Hobson, that man again. 1080 01:39:31,320 --> 01:39:34,400 Pitkin, what have you got in there? Washing! Eh, Ron? 1081 01:39:34,400 --> 01:39:36,640 Put him under arrest. What for? 1082 01:39:40,120 --> 01:39:41,800 Pitkin! 1083 01:39:41,800 --> 01:39:44,280 No, Ron, that is Giulio. 1084 01:39:44,280 --> 01:39:47,760 I am Pitkin! I know. Have him taken away. 1085 01:39:50,000 --> 01:39:52,560 No, no, no. The prisoner. 1086 01:39:54,880 --> 01:39:58,880 Well done, Constable Pitkin. Did you say Constable? 1087 01:39:58,880 --> 01:40:02,040 You mean I'm still in the force? You're a credit to the force. 1088 01:40:02,040 --> 01:40:03,400 Oh, Ron! Ron! 1089 01:40:03,400 --> 01:40:05,760 Now you've got everything you ever wanted, haven't you? 1090 01:40:05,760 --> 01:40:07,560 Well, no, there's one little thing. 1091 01:40:07,560 --> 01:40:09,200 What's that? 1092 01:40:09,200 --> 01:40:11,680 Well... I want some leave. 1093 01:40:11,680 --> 01:40:13,680 Leave? What for? 1094 01:40:13,680 --> 01:40:15,080 Erm, well... 1095 01:40:16,600 --> 01:40:18,840 ..I want to get married. 1096 01:40:20,280 --> 01:40:22,320 WEDDING MARCH 1097 01:40:37,160 --> 01:40:39,360 Hold it, group. 1098 01:40:39,360 --> 01:40:41,320 DISTANT POLICE WHISTLES 1099 01:40:43,960 --> 01:40:46,320 WHISTLING GROWS LOUDER 1100 01:40:54,960 --> 01:40:57,320 WHISTLES FEEBLY 1101 01:41:08,320 --> 01:41:10,360 Wait for me! 1102 01:41:22,360 --> 01:41:24,400 Subtitles by ITV SignPost